Coincidences?

I believe that SkyNet is taking over the world. Last week my internet at home went on the fritz and I can't do anything about it because it's really the free internet provided by the apartment complex. Then my cell phone's internet disappeared for several days and I couldn't check my email at night! Major stress there. And this weekend? My digital cable went wacky--as in the only channel I could watch without trouble was The Disney Channel. USA, TNT, TCM, TBS, and a few others completely disappeared for hours at a time. Sci Fi kept losing volume during Friday night's Doctor Who . Now, if I watched TV in my bedroom on the tiny TV that doesn't have a digital box, everything was fine...but really, I'm spoiled. I *need* to be able to rewind and rewatch the important bits. Pausing? That's handy too. And my little TV doesn't have closed captioning...well, it does but I lost the original remote control years ago and it does not agree with any of the umpteen million replacement remotes. And sometimes I really need the closed captioning to follow those people with their accents.
I'm just waiting for my radio station to go out. Then we'll know the machines are rising for real!